I saw this blog post about tool belts and butt cracks a while back and it made me laugh. Here it is again for you.
The problem with tool belts is butt cracks. The older journeymen wear suspenders. Young guys- you know, i think they like that butt crack. My uncle is a contracter in the Philippines, he does apartments. When he and his contracter friends get together it looks like a butt crack festival. These guys gotta know what they’re showing. Plumbers, because of the position they’ve got to assume when working, have the worst butt crack problem in the world. “Hey Tony, look at that crack, its gotta be eight inches.” “Uh huh pretty great right?”
“Pete! Nice buttcrack whats that- a pencil holder back there?” and my dad goes, “Nice. I brought my daughter and shes eating over here. How about i spackle that son of a bitch shut? I got some DAP latex butt crack filler, how bout i run a bead of caulk down that fat ass of yours so she can keep her food down?”
Butt crack is like male cleavage. I’d like to design a line of drop jewlry for men. Butt crack ornamentation. Pearls and gold coins to enhance the natural lines. Pretty soon pants will be cut low for the more daring male, and “elective crack surgery” will be the latest craze. Now theres a before and after album I wouldn’t like to see displayed in a plastic surgeons office.
I’m making myself sick.
You know my solution to tool belt butt crack. Check out this tool vest made by Vest Tech. You won’t regret it, and neither will the people standing behind you when you’re working. Haha! You’re welcome.
Here is a video made by Vest Tech to demonstrate their tool vest. It’s pretty cool.
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